THIS IS TO RENUKA, PRIYA AND ALL THE OTHER NON-BELIEVERS OUT THERE:

I WILL NOT LOSE MY PHONE OR FLUSH IT DOWN A TOILET OR STEP ON IT. 
I WILL PREVAIL.

so you guys can take those bets your placing and shove em up your asses. 
but i still love you guys. (:

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common tests are tomorrow and as usual i can't bring myself to fully concentrate. and then there'll be parent-teacher meetings and then i'll be fucked. damn. 

dyan's party was...INTERESTING. haha. the food was alright and the cake was goooooooooooooooooood. but the disco ball she tried to create was a total failure. haha. we (the indians) finally got to meet elvin and he's the strangest and funniest manjen guy i've ever met. no wonder he and joei get along so well. 

right that's about it. oh. wait. i wonder if that bomb bag has exploded yet...

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my mother's b'day was yesterday!!! she's 48 years old. 2 years away from the BIG 50. haha. but she looks so young. damnit. hopefully i inherit that form her. her little party was fun. haha. but she scolded me for buying her this body shop gift. so mean right? i spent all that money on her and she was like "why you buy??? you know i got 30% discount card at body shop right?". hello woman. some gratitude please. and she announced to everyone who turned up that i remind her of a fluffy bouncy ball. so now she calls me fluffy. for fuck's sake.

anyway, the first official week of school has ended and i already feel the pressing need to study. i hate hate hate HATE "A" LEVEL YEAR. and my econs is still 0. i tried to cope with mrs.koh's class but i cldn't keep up. imagine that. i'm not good enough for her classes. guess it's poetic justice. 

touch rugby is official. feels good. 

i like the new ppl in my class now. they're pretty nice. maybe they'll help dilute the tension. i miss val and renukas. hopefully they adjust to their new class fairly well. 

what else? oh. DO NOT WATCH PENNY DREADFUL. 

i've fallen back in love with incubus. god. i wanna go for their gig in march. damn.

whatever tomorrow brings,
i'll be there.
with open arms and open eyes.

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A. Found in my Room 

1) my 3million and 9 facial products (all of which have failed to work)
2) a busted air-con
3) a lizard trap 
4) clothes hanging off the chair 
5) my bouncy bed

B. I've always wanted to

1) move somewhere far away, start over and see how different life can be
2) travel the world  
3) know what its like to be a guy
4) get a place of my own and be completely independent
5) own a cash printing machine

C. Found in my Bag  

1) books 
2) perfume
3) wallet
4) a sweet from greece
5) sunscreen (which also doesn't work since i still get horribly black)

D. Found in my Wallet 

1) my first-aider certificate thingy
2) money
3) a st.lukes hospital chairty sticker
4) a US$1 note
5) a whole buncha cards

E. I am currently into 

1) showering excessively
2) growing my hair
3) the used's "smother me"
4) brian white,johnny depp and joaquin phoenix
5) things that go "infidellll".

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The Sound Effect Dump - You feel a noisy one coming on. Relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot, so you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is obviously very important here. At the precise moment of release, try the following sound effects:

1. Flush the toilet
2. Sing the first two stanzas of your national anthem
3. Drop a handful of quarters on the floor 

The Houdini Dump - You go, then you stand up to flush, and the darn thing has disappeared. Where'd it go? Did it creep down the pipe? Did you dream the whole thing? Is it lurking out of sight? Should you wipe...maybe you should just to make sure you went. Should you flush? you'd better, because if you don't, you know it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.

the above mentioned types of pooping apply to me. and that, is your anittha fun fact for the day. in my defense, i was hopelessly desperately bored.

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hello people. i'm leaving for my trip tomorrow and since its apparently the monsoon season in phuket and the chances of getting killed by a rogue wave or by really bad turbulece is higher than normal, i decided to leave my last will and testament here. 

lets see...okay. i want lin to have all the money ($58.74) in my POSB account. I want thin to have my pajamas (the one i've had since 5 and haven't washed for a year) because i have no idea what else to leave her. anyone who is around my size can help themselves to my clothes and shoes. oh. i want renuka to have my cow farm in india cause i think she'll be a really good cow sheperd-ess. i want rosh to have my push bra cause god knows she needs it.  to val i shall entrust to her the responsibility of telling brian white that i think he is the hottest black guy i've seen in my entire life. oh. my schnukumps can have my locker and the bottle of tequila blanco hidden in my underwear drawer. i want the money i inherited from my grandfather to be donated to an orpahnage and an old folks' home. poooooooorani you were the bestest pw leader EVER. i want my body to be cremated and the ashes to be sprinkled all over brian white's body. i want my touch rugby team to get a freakin coach and i want the all blacks rugby team to dedicate a game to me. oh. and i want sylvia, joei, dyan and ziyan to be given manjens of the year awards.

right. that's about it. i love you people. please abide by my wishes. (: